“- Hulk: Pookie, what you smoking on?
- Pookie: Weed laced with embalming fluid. It's pretty good.”
Da'Vone McDonald - Hulk
Alphonso McAuley - Pookie

“Free papers.
[laughs loudly and irritatingly and rolls a joint with the page]”

Marlon Wayans - Shorty

“- Irene: So I smoked some pot, what is that a crime?
- Agent Steve Parfitt, FBI: [hesitates] Uh-huh.”
Renee Zellweger - Irene
Danny Murphy - Agent Steve Parfitt

“When I was growing pot, I realized that the more seeds I planted, the more pot I could ultimately smoke.”
Seth Rogen - Cal

“- Uncle Elroy: I bet you smoke a lil' weed, don't ya?
- Craig Jones: Why do say that?
- Uncle Elroy: [looks at him] Cause your lip's turnin' black!”
Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy
Ice Cube - Craig Jones