“Nothing is as soft as water, yet who can withstand the raging flood?”
Jacqueline Kim - Lao Ma

“There's so much rage going around we're damn lucky we have the movies to help us vent it.”
Steve Martin - Davis

“I am angry. I'm like a large tornado of anger, swirling about.”
Will Ferrell - Phil Weston

“- Chet: Have you seen my ass lately?
- Connie: No, not recently.
- Chet: Well, I'll be picking splinters out of it from now until the day I die.”

John Candy - Chet Ripley
Stephanie Faracy - Connie Ripley

“- Nick Parker: I told Hallie.
- Meredith Blake: You did? And?
- Nick Parker: She went ballistic. She started yelling in French. I didn't even know she spoke French.”
Dennis Quaid - Nick Parker
Elaine Hendrix - Meredith Blake