“Let's move to Miami! Finally, I can get my face-lift. I want a Cadillac, too, a big, purple Cadillac, so I can ride around and laugh at poor people!”
Joni Ruth White - La Rue

“- Shelly Stewart: I bought the car for you! It was only 300 grand! It was a gift!
- Morton Cushman: With my money you bought it! I bought me the gift!
- Shelly Stewart: Jesus, Morty, all I want is a lifestyle, y'know - with some ambiance and some classic eternal good taste!”

Sarah Jessica Parker - Shelly Stewart
Dan Hedaya - Morton Cushman

“- Day-Day: I gotta get this money by tomorrow.
- Roach: You could sell your Beemer.
- Day Day: I can do what?
- Roach: Sell your car.
- Day-Day: Sell your mama's car! I'm not sellin' my car for that.”
Mike Epps - Day-Day
Justin Pierce - Roach

“- Luke Fuchs: You're lookin' at one of the finest automobiles on this lot. Y'know, I rebuilt that engine with my own two hands.
- Mickey: Does it run?
- Luke Fuchs: Does it run? Like a dream.
- Mickey: Well, old man... for $2400, it better run like a wet dream.”
Jack Warden - Luke Fuchs
Michael Talbott - Mickey

“It's a beautiful thing, alimony. You lose a husband, you get a car. Think it'll help me pick up dudes?”

Diana Scarwid - Jody