“- Andie: You're ashamed to be seen with me.
- Blane: No, I am not!
- Andie: You're ashamed to go out with me. You're terrified that you're goddamn rich friends won't approve.”
Molly Ringwald - Andie
Andrew McCarthy - Blane

“I hate feeling ashamed. I hate where I'm from. I hatewatching my friends get everything their hearts desire.”
Lea Thompson - Amanda Jones

“- Bellman: [presents a pair of boxers] Your drawers, sir.
- Kevin McCallister: [grabs them] Geez! Don't flash these babies around here; there could be girls on this floor!
- Bellman: I was very careful, sir.
- Kevin McCallister: You can't be too careful when it involves underwear.”
Rob Schneider - Bellman
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“- Alfred Hitchcock: My contract guarantees me final cut on all of my pictures.
- Barney Balaban: It also states that Paramount doesn't have to release anything that might cause the studio embarrassment!
- Alfred Hitchcock: As opposed to those last five Martin and Lewis pictures you're so proud of?”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Alfred Hitchcock
Richard Portnow - Barney Balaban

“- Howard Purnell: You have embarrassed this office. You will be facing a review from the Office of Professional Responsibility.
- Nick Memphis: Sir... I don't, I don't feel embarrassed. A Force Recon Marine Scout Sniper disarmed me three weeks out of the academy. If anything... I feel lucky to be alive.”
Louis Ferreira - Howard Purnell
Michael Peña - Nick Memphis