Your Mom calls the vacuum cleaner "jaws"?
Michael Keaton - Jack

“- Sanka Coffie: Tallulah! Hahaha! Tallulah! Sounds like a 2 dollar hooker! Where you come up with that?
- Junior Bevill: That's my mother's name.”
Doug E. Doug - Sanka Coffie
Rawle D. Lewis - Junior Bevil

Calvin Stanhope. But my mother used to call me "Slick".
Jeff Goldblum - Slick

I love it when mothers get so mad they can't remember your name. "Come here, Roy, er, Rupert, er, Rutabaga... what is your name, boy? And don't lie to me, because you live here, and I'll find out who you are".
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“Mr. Swann, may I present my mother: Mrs. Belle Mae Steinberg Carroca of Brooklyn, New York and Miami Beach, Florida for two weeks, each and every winter.”
Mark Linn-Baker - Benjy Stone