“I know but this guy has no flying experience at all. He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air... yes, birds too.”
Kenneth Tobey - Air Controller Neubauer

“It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here. I gotta send him back to the South Pole.”

Adam Sandler - Billy Madison

“Dear God, make me a bird. So I could fly far. Far far away from here.”

Hanna Hall - Young Jenny Curran

“- High Aldwin: Go in the direction the bird is flying!
- Burgelcutt: He's going back to village!
- High Aldwin: Ignore the bird. Follow the river.”

Billy Barty - High Aldwin
Mark Northover - Burglekutt

“- Jeremy Grey: Wow. Mr. Environmental is also a hunter. That's got to be an interesting combination.
- Sack Lodge: I hunt quail, Jeremy. They're overpopulated in this region and they're decimating the grubworm population. You got a fucking problem with that?”
Vince Vaughn - Jeremy Grey
Bradley Cooper - Sack Lodge