“- Cruella De Vil: Be sure to let me know when the blessed event occurs.
- Anita: It won't be for another 8 months.
- Cruella De Vil: The puppies, darling. I have no use for babies.”

Glenn Close - Cruella De Vil
Joely Richardson - Anita

“Canine ownership has nothing to do with mankind's love of animals. A guy gets a dog for one simple reason: to meet chicks.”
Blake Steury - Pat

“The woman is mine! Now we're both members of the animal kingdom. You know that and I know that. And we both know that this thing is really primal. So if you think you're such a badass you just try that one more time and you're gonna end up in a pet cemetary!”

Jim Belushi - Dooley

“- Neil Clarke: [feeds Dennis] God, it must be terrible being a dog! I never knew you had so many cravings!
- Dennis: It's no worse than you and that bitch!
- Neil Clarke: What bitch?
- Dennis: The bitch you were shagging last night!
- Neil Clarke: Oh my god, she's not a bitch, she's a lovely human female!”
Simon Pegg - Neil
Mojo - Dennis the Dog

“I know something about this dog. She's going somewhere - she's on her way.”
May Whitty - Dally