“- Neil Clarke: Dennis, become a rational thinking creature!
- Dennis: Look, I just can't concentrate on anything till I've had one of those biscuits! I know it's crazy, but that's how it is. I guess I'm kinda hooked on them. So please, give me just one biscuit, and I'll be able to think about something else!
- Neil Clarke: That makes sense [goes...” (continue) (continue reading)
“Absolutely Anything” quotes(2015)
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“Absolutely Anything” Quotes 9 quotes
“- Neil Clarke: [feeds Dennis] God, it must be terrible being a dog! I never knew you had so many cravings!
- Dennis: It's no worse than you and that bitch!
- Neil Clarke: What bitch?
- Dennis: The bitch you were shagging last night!
- Neil Clarke: Oh my god, she's not a bitch, she's a lovely human female!”
“- Fenella: You are not blind.
- Neil: I prefer the term 'optically challenged'.”
“- Neil Clarke: Give me a body that people find attractive!
- [He turns into a topless woman]
- Neil Clarke: No! A male body! Give me the body of a great man!
- [Turns into Albert Einstein]
- Neil Clarke: No!”
“The London underground is worse than anything we did in Guantanamo.”
“- Neil Clarke: I don't think I like your conversation!
- Dennis: But I worship you, master! I love you so much! I can't bear displeasing you! My whole world collapses when you're cross with me!”
“Let everybody who died be alive again!”
“- Neil Clarke: I could solve every problem in the world!
- Dennis: Have you thought this thing through?”