“Absolutely Anything” quotes

Movie Absolutely Anything
Terry Jones directed this movie in 2015
Title Absolutely Anything
Year 2015
Director Terry Jones
Genre Sci-Fi, Comedy
Plot – Intergalactic aliens decide to raze the Earth because they think it is an useless planet, but they decide to give humans a last chance. They allow a person to do whatever he wants. Unfortunately the selected terrestrial is Simon Pegg, whose only purpose in life is sleeping with Kate Beckinsale.
All actors – Simon Pegg, Kate Beckinsale, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Rob Riggle, Robert Bathurst, Eddie Izzard, Joanna Lumley, Marianne Oldham, Emma Pierson, Meera Syal, Mojo, Robin Williams, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin, James David Robinson, Judy Loe, Alexa Davies, Ellie Green, Brian Cox, James Kermack, Brenda Emmanus, Neville Phillips, Edward Fisher, Simon Coleman, Ronan Summers, David Annen, Mairi McHaffie, Gavin Scott, Richard Suchet, Christopher Chesser, Margarita Doyle, Jud Charlton, Lennon Clarke, John Bedford, Marli Bland, Basia Forrest, Liliana Gane, Lorna Lacey, Debbie J. Nash, Christian Palmer, Zara Sorensen, Chris Weeks, Robert Jones, Chris Daniels, Charlie Richards, Samuel Timlett, , Lasco Atkins, Hannah Blamires, Stuart Budd, Marat Khairoullin, Jorge Leon Martinez, Lockhart Ogilvie, Tony Pankhurst, Gemma Rourke, Alan Yentob
show all
  • “- Neil Clarke: Dennis, become a rational thinking creature!
    - Dennis: Look, I just can't concentrate on anything till I've had one of those biscuits! I know it's crazy, but that's how it is. I guess I'm kinda hooked on them. So please, give me just one biscuit, and I'll be able to think about something else!
    - Neil Clarke: That makes sense [goes...” (continue)
    (continue reading)

    Simon Pegg - Neil
    Mojo - Dennis the Dog
    [Tag:dogs, thinking]
  • “- Neil Clarke: [feeds Dennis] God, it must be terrible being a dog! I never knew you had so many cravings!
    - Dennis: It's no worse than you and that bitch!
    - Neil Clarke: What bitch?
    - Dennis: The bitch you were shagging last night!
    - Neil Clarke: Oh my god, she's not a bitch, she's a lovely human female!”

    Simon Pegg - Neil
    Mojo - Dennis the Dog
    [Tag:desire, dogs, women]
  • “- Fenella: You are not blind.
    - Neil: I prefer the term 'optically challenged'.”

    Joanna Lumley - Fenella
    Simon Pegg - Neil
  • “- Neil Clarke: Give me a body that people find attractive!
    - [He turns into a topless woman]
    - Neil Clarke: No! A male body! Give me the body of a great man!
    - [Turns into Albert Einstein]
    - Neil Clarke: No!”

    Simon Pegg - Neil
  • “The London underground is worse than anything we did in Guantanamo.”
    Rob Riggle - Grant
    [Tag:america, sarcasm]
  • “- Neil Clarke: I don't think I like your conversation!
    - Dennis: But I worship you, master! I love you so much! I can't bear displeasing you! My whole world collapses when you're cross with me!”

    Simon Pegg - Neil
    Mojo - Dennis the Dog
    [Tag:dogs, love]
  • “Let everybody who died be alive again!”

    Simon Pegg - Neil
  • “- Neil Clarke: I could solve every problem in the world!
    - Dennis: Have you thought this thing through?”

    Simon Pegg - Neil
    Mojo - Dennis the Dog
  • “- Neil Clarke: I'm not going to give you a biscuit until you answer my question!
    - Dennis: Biscuits! Bread biscuits, black biscuits!
    - Neil Clarke: Is that all you think about?
    - Dennis: Nothing else matters! Biscuits, please!”

    Simon Pegg - Neil
    Mojo - Dennis the Dog
    [Tag:dogs, food]