“- Julianne Potter: He just came in for few hours to uh, to uh, fuck me.
- George Downes: Huh! Takes a few hours.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter
Rupert Everett - George Downes

“My dad always said that there's 24 usable hours in every day.”
Liv Tyler - Corey Mason

“- Richard Parker: Well, you're a half hourlate.
- Larry Wilson: Only half hour? I'm usually forty-five minuteslate. I'm early today.”
Jonathan Silverman - Richard Parker
Andrew McCarthy - Larry Wilson

“- Secretary of Labor: The Department of Labor wishes to note that the workers of Freedonia are demanding shorter hours.
- Rufus T. Firefly: Very well, we'll give them shorter hours. We'll start by cutting their lunch hour to 20 minutes.”
Edward LeSaint - Secretary of Labor
Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly

“- Frankie: What's the time now?
- Mike: Same as when you asked two minutesago.
- Frankie: Well it can't be the same time if two minutes have passed, can it.
- Geoff: It's three thirty-two, then.”
Keira Knightley - Frankie
Desmond Harrington - Mike
Laurence Fox - Geoff