“That child that's coming, that's your grandchild. I don't understand you. It's your grandchild. What difference does it make how it gets here. The child ain't got nothin' to do with that. Ain't none of us got nothing to do with that!”

Regina King - Sharon Rivers

“If I seem a bit sinister as a parent, Mr. Marlowe, it's because my hold on life is too slight to include any Victorian hypocrisy. I need hardly add that any man who has lived as I have and who indulges, for the first time, in parenthood, at my age, deserves all he gets.”
Charles Waldron - General Sternwood

“Before Izzy was born, if I saw a half-eaten meatball sub in the trash you better believe I would dust that bad boy off and go to town on it! But now, I'm not risking my health eating trash-food. I mean, unless it's a corn dog.”
Donald Adeosun Faison - Dr. Christopher Turk

“Judy Garland-You have kids, Mickey?
Mickey Deans-Uh, no. No, I don’t.
Judy Garland-Well, you shouldn’t. It’s like living with your heart on the outside of your body. Find a hobby or something, like canasta or birdwatching.”
Renee Zellweger - Judy Garland
Finn Wittrock - Mickey Deans

“Sid Luft-The kids need a home. I can give them that.
Judy Garland-I know what kids need. They need their mother.
Sid Luft-They also need school, and friends they can rely on seeing.
Judy Garland-No.”
Renee Zellweger - Judy Garland
Rufus Sewell - Sid Luft