“- Dutch Dooley: You got anything to say? Me, I like to talk. I love to talk. Live to talk. You got any amusing anecdotes?
- Doyle Standish: I'm living through one right now.”
Ed O'Neill - Dutch Dooley
Ethan Embry - Doyle Standish

“- Jamie Ashen: What do you want me to tell you!
- Det. Jim Lipton: Something less perplexing than a ghost story.”
Ryan Kwanten - Jamie Ashen
Donnie Wahlberg - Det. Jim Lipton

“- Jake Wyler: You're inteIIigent and insightfuI. You don't get the respect you deserve.
- Malik: That's great! I've aIways wanted to discuss...
- Jake Wyler: I actually got to go. Sorry.”
Chris Evans - Jake Wyler
Deon Richmond - Malik

“- Victor Lyons: We've got a lot to talk about.
- Jennifer Lyons: I know. I'm so glad you're leaving.”
Joseph Bologna - Victor Lyons
Michelle Johnson - Jennifer Lyons

“- Mickey: [reading Dennis a story] How can a train grow?
- Dennis Mitchell: He eats all his coal and gets plenty of sleep.
- Mickey: And what's the point of reading lies?
- Dennis Mitchell: It teaches kids to eat all their food, and go to bed when they're supposed to.”
Devin Ratray - Mickey
Mason Gamble - Dennis Mitchell