“- Earl: You ever play Russian roulette? Thing is, most people put the gun to the temple. Well, that's just stupid. You blow a man's head off 'fore he's had a chance to tell you what you wanna know. - Bobby: Mess up your suit, too.”
Bill Paxton - Earl
Denzel Washington - Bobby
“- Brian Gamble: You know, I didn't know that they made bulletproof bras. Is it just me? But you know, I didn't know that. - Chris Sanchez: What they need to make are bulletproof condoms big enough to fit your big head.”
Jeremy Renner - Brian Gamble
Michelle Rodriguez - Chris Sanchez
“- Eddy: They're armed. - Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what? - Eddy: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!”
Nick Moran - Eddy
Dexter Fletcher - Soap
“- Gary: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot? - Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.”
Victor McGuire - Gary
Lenny McLean - Barry the Baptist
“- Sundance Kid: Now let me tell you something. I could drop you right here. So don't be telling me how stupid I am. I'm as smart as you are. Now, you got that? - Butch Cassidy: Now with that in your hand, you're a damn genius!”
William Katt - Sundance Kid
Tom Berenger - Butch Cassidy
