“- John Proctor: She is a whore!
- Judge Thomas Danforth: This will not pass. Can you prove this?
- John Proctor: I have known her sir! I have known her.
- Judge Thomas Danforth: In what time? What place?
- John Proctor: In the proper place where my beasts are bedded.”

Daniel Day-Lewis - John Proctor
Paul Scofield - Judge Thomas Danforth

“- Neil Shaw: You can never spend too much on good intelligence.
- Robert Bly: Or a good hooker.”
Wesley Snipes - Neil Shaw
Michael Biehn - Robert Bly

“- Leah Russell: Don't suppose you've got any jobs in your new pub?
- Sandra Gangel: No. But if I ever do turn it into a brothel I'll get back to you, ok?”
Tameka Empson - Leah Russell
Linda Henry - Sandra Gangel

“- Antoine Laconte: Women pay me to... give them pleasure.
- Deuce Bigalow: How did you get that job?
- Antoine Laconte: I just sort of fell into it.
- Deuce Bigalow: I'm gonna kill my guidance counselor!”
Oded Fehr - Antoine Laconte
Rob Schneider - Deuce Bigalow

“- Sweet Daddy Dee: Why do you do what you do?
- Jeff Dunham: Why? Because I enjoy it and it's the best way I know to make money.
- Sweet Daddy Dee: You the ho!
- Jeff Dunham: Wait a minute, what if I said I do it only because I enjoy it?
- Sweet Daddy Dee: You the dumb ho. Ha ha!”
Jeff Dunham - Sweet Daddy Dee
Jeff Dunham - Himself