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“- Elias: You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
- Randal: ...Sure.
- Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants gets peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.”
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(Clerks II)
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