“Power to the people who punish bad cinema!”
Stephen Dorff - Cecil

“Don't just stand there! Seize him! Punish him! The Lord has chosen me as the bringer of His word and the giver of His laws! Disobedience to me is disobedience to Him! Do it now, or your punishment shall be a thousand deaths, each more horrible than the last!”

John Candy - Isaac

“What you need to understand is that I don't care about the game. I don't care about the rules. I don't even care about these pathetic souls you keep locked away as a barrier to the prize.”
Bruce Payne - Jacob Kell

“I've always been a better rule breaker than rule maker.”
Michael Madsen - Glen Greenwood

“The best part of knowing the rules is finding acceptable ways of breaking them.”
Ashleigh Stewart - Winifred Rose