“- Rocks: Ma! Check it out! I got these things on my face to open. I can see! I can see... wrinkly butts. Yuck!
- Rocks' Mother: They're not mine. They're your brothers' and sisters'.
- Rocks: Good. That makes me the cute one.”
Danny DeVito - Rocks

“I don't care anymore about looking perfect, it's so overrated! I don't need a nose job or blond hair, cos my sex-god boyfriend likes me just the way I am!”
Georgia Groome - Georgia Nicolson

“- Pelagia: You fall in love with the person, not the body.
- Drosoula: Love enters by the eyes and also leaves by the eyes.”
Penelope Cruz - Pelagia
Irene Papas - Drosoula

“- Wednesday Addams: I think that woman is deranged. Her face reminds me of a death mask.
- Uncle Fester: Deranged? Death mask? If you say she has bad breath, I'm hearing wedding bells!”
Chloë Grace Moretz - Wednesday Addams
Nick Kroll - Uncle Fester

“- Craig Schwartz: I've fallen in love, and this is what people who've fallen in love look like.
- Maxine Lund: Well, you picked the unrequited variety. It's very bad for the skin.”
John Cusack - Craig Schwartz
Catherine Keener - Maxine Lund