“- Maney Gault: How many bullets you got in you?
- Frank Hamer: Sixteen, I think.
- Maney Gault: It might be good to have a doctor look at you sometime.
- Frank Hamer: It might be good to have a doctor look at you sometime.
- Maney Gault: I ain't got no bullets in me.
- Frank Hamer: Because I was covering you.”
Woody Harrelson - Maney Gault
Kevin Costner - Frank Hamer

“I'm a dead man, you call yourself a doctor? You should be ashamed of yourself, a real doctor wouldn't turn his back at someone who's suffering.”

Robert De Niro - Paul Vitti

“Every time you get a movie, you get a medical. So you know, you know you're alright for a couple of weeks.”
Sir Michael Caine

“Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.”
Johnny Depp

“I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.”
Cathy Ladman