“You're the greatest actor in the world. Everybody knows that, including you.”

Carole Lombard - Maria Tura

“- Sundog: They didn't want to let me in the Majors and you know why.
- Sergeant Edgar Millen: Damn right, I know why. I musta heard that story six hundred times...
- Vanessa: Why?
- Sundog: I was too good, that's why. I'd a pitched that ball down Ty Cobb's throat and made George Sisler look like an electric fan.”

Carl Weathers - Sundog
Angie Dickinson - Millen
Angie Dickinson - Vanessa McBride

“- Agent 36: You're a legend, 86. When I was studying well the Spy Academy I reviewed every one of your cases.
- Maxwell Smart: Oh, well, wouldn't you like to hear my side of the story?
- Agent 36: I think you're wonderful.
- Maxwell Smart: Oh, you have heard my side of the story.”
Pamela Hensley - Agent 36
Don Adams - Maxwell Smart

“You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.”
Danny DeVito - Penguin

“I can do it because I can do anything!”
Gabrielle Anwar - Sonora Webster