“It's not a little itty-bitty bean. It's an averaged sized bean. There are kids in parts of the world who would walk 50 miles through quicksand just so they could stick a toe in your swimming pool. There are kids who would eat beans because they've had nothing to eat their whole life but leaves and bark and roots.”

Ben Stiller - Tim Dingman

“Best buck 49 buffet in town.”

Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie

“I'll have some of that there yella'... and don't you get cheap on me ya hear?”

Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie

“This is all you can eat...we only need one plate.”

Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie

“You so broke your bologna has no first name.”
Bobb'e J. Thompson - Shortie #1