“- Jackie: What're you doing here?
- Browning: Having cough medicine, what're you doing here?
- Jackie: This isn't cough medicine, it's brandy.
- Browning: So I lied.”
Jane Seymour - Jackie
Chevy Chase - Browning

“- Tom Wall: Frank, what are you doing back there?
- Frank Pierce: I'm sick, Tom. I need a cure. Vitamin B cocktail, followed by an amp of glucose and a drop of adrenaline. Not as good as beer, but it's all I got.”
Tom Sizemore - Tom Wolls
Nicolas Cage - Frank Pierce

“- Pepi Katona: I would say it's a nervous breakdown. What do you think?
- Doctor: It appears to be an acute epileptoid manifestation and a pan phobic melancholiac with indication of a neurasthenia cordus.
- Pepi Katona: Is that more expensive than a nervous breakdown?”

William Tracy - Pepi Katona
Edwin Maxwell - Doctor

“I'll tell you my approach to medicine! It is a game in which man pits his brains against the forces of destruction and disease.”

Claude Rains - Dr. Alexander Tower

“- Young Dr. Chung: I have one sorrow, Lieutenant. That we did not have the medicine to ease your pain.
- Ted Lawson: You saved my life, Doc.”
Benson Fong - Young Dr. Chung
Van Johnson - Ted Lawson