“- Mr. George Wilson: How come you ask so many questions?
- Dennis Mitchell: I've only been around for 5 years. There's a lot of stuff I don't know.”
Walter Matthau - Mr. George Wilson
Mason Gamble - Dennis Mitchell

“I appreciate your curiosity but my agenda doesn't concern you.”

Michael Douglas - Steven Taylor

“- Judith Moore: When you're laying in the gutter, you can see underneath people better than usual.
- Liz Bailey: You don't seem the gutter type.
- Judith Moore: Oh, I'm a native. I just clean up well.”
Holly Hunter - Judith Moore
Queen Latifah - Liz Bailey

“Do you ever look at people and wonder about their lives?”
Simon Bossell - Stephen Dunne

“- 'Teensy' Melissa Whitman: We'll leave you alone.
- Caro Eliza Bennett: But we'll be listening from the kitchen, so talk loud.”
Fionnula Flanagan - Teensy' Melissa Whitman
Maggie Smith - Caro Eliza Bennett