I went over to her house one night, was supposed to pick her up at seven, showed up at seven thirty. Her daddy was out on the porch with his shotgun, he said, "hey, Bubba J! Guess who else is late?".

Jeff Dunham - Bubba J.

“Isn't it more thrilling to give life than take it away?”

Nancy Kelly - Sarah Allen

“- Jelly: Sorry, Doc. Nothing personal.
- Dr. Ben Sobel: Don't kid yourself, Jelly, it doesn't get more personal.”

Joe Viterelli - Jelly
Billy Crystal - Dr. Ben Sobel

“- Westley: If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.
- Inigo Montoya: I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
- Westley: That does put a damper on our relationship.”
Cary Elwes - Westley
Mandy Patinkin - Inigo Montoya

“- Pixel: Most stories with a bunch of camp counselors have some serial psycho who systematically butchers everyone one by one.
- Wendy: Yeah. And?
- Pixel: I don't know, it's kind of funny. I mean, who needs a serial psycho with a chainsaw when we have ourselves?”
Jaime King - Pixel
Dominique Swain - Wendy