“I would begin with a very classy first line, something like: Excuse me sweet thing... can I buy you a fish sandwich? And then I'd start whisper her three words: Man, I'd like to take a bite outta' your butt.”

Tim Meadows - Leon Phelps

“No gesture, no matter how real or romantic will ever compensate for a really impressive list of credentials.”
Gerard Butler - Mike Chadway

“Remember, my child, that the woman is the root and the man is the tree. The tree grows only as high as the root is strong.”

Walter Huston - Ling Tan

“I gave birth to a nine-pound baby, asshole. I think I can handle it.”

Meg Ryan - Karen Walden

“A woman, young, beautiful like you, can get anything she wants in the world. Because you have power over men! But you must use men! Not let them use you. You must be a master! Not a slave.”

Alphonse Ethier - Cragg