“We'll take in a few clean-cut boys from good families, and if we can't make you fighters into gentlemen, we'll try to make some gentlemen into fighters.”
Wallis Clark - Judge Geary

“Poor Fred. I guess you think he's an awful sourpuss. He didn't use to be that way, though. The Army's had an awful effect on him - knocked all the life out of him... you can't have happy marriages on that kind of dough.”

Virginia Mayo - Marie Derry

“You're a bit of a puzzlement to me these days, Wendell. You don't seem to be your old cruel self anymore. And I had such grand plans for your future.”

James Cromwell - Dudley Smith

“He is a bit different, but people do change for the ones they love. You'd be surprised how much I changed for your mother.”

John Marwood Cleese - King

“- Kate Sullivan: Rumor has it you got balls.
- Lawrence Garfield: I've been trying to show you for weeks.”
Penelope Ann Miller - Kate Sullivan
Danny DeVito - Lawrence Garfield