“- Homer Wells: Just tell me. I'll do whatever you wanna do.
- Candy Kendall: Nothing.
- Homer Wells: Isn't that like waiting and seeing?
- Candy Kendall: No. Nothing's nothing.”

Tobey Maguire - Homer Wells
Charlize Theron - Candy Kendall

“- Eve: How long will I have to wait?
- Noodles: A year and a half, more or less. Six months off for good behaviour.
- Eve: What are you gonna do?
- Noodles: Don't ask.”
Darlanne Fluegel - Eve
Robert De Niro - Noodles

“You're 40-years-old, you're four times as old as this girl, and you can't marry her, so you wait five years. By that time the little girl's 15 and you're 45. You're only three times as old as that little girl. So you wait 15 years and when the girl is 30, you're at 60. You're only twice as old as that little girl.”

Bud Abbott - Slicker Smith

“- Herbie Brown: She'll have to wait for me!
- Slicker Smith: Why should she wait for you?
- Herbie Brown: I was nice enough to wait for her!”

Lou Costello - Herbie Brown
Bud Abbott - Slicker Smith

“- American Immigration Official: The Romanian quota is very small, very crowded.
- Georges Iscovescu: That means I have to wait?
- American Immigration Official: Between five and eight years, Mr. Iscovescu.”
Harry Shannon - American Immigration Official
Charles Boyer - Georges Iscovescu