“- Receptionist: How long have you been wearing such tight pants?
- Lenny Haise: Hey, if that's a pick-up line we're a match made in heaven.”
Steve Zahn - Lenny Haise

“- Lumiere: Impress her with your rapier wit.
- Mrs. Potts: But be gentle.
- Lumiere: Shower her with compliments.
- Mrs. Potts: But be sincere.
- Lumiere: And above all.
- Lumiere, Mrs. Potts: You must control your temper!”

Jerry Orbach - Lumiere
Dame Angela Lansbury - Mrs. Potts

“- Pilcher: What do you do when you're not detecting, Agent Starling?
- Clarice Starling: I try to be a student, Dr. Pilcher.
- Pilcher: Ever go out for cheeseburgers and beer? The amusing house wine?
- Clarice Starling: Are you hitting on me, doctor?
- Pilcher: Yes.”
Paul Lazar - Pilcher
Jodie Foster - Clarice Starling

“So... you guys wanna make out or what?”

Chris Kattan - Doug Butabi

“- Barbara Butabi: Steve, don't hit on the bridesmaid. It's your wedding.
- Kamehl Butabi: Can you wait until after the ceremony please?”
Loni Anderson - Barbara Butabi
Dan Hedaya - Kamehl Butabi