“Look, I know what I am and I know what I'm not. I'm the girl who, you know, gets really good grades and who's not afraid to be funny. And I'm the girl who has a lot of friends who are boys and no boyfriends. I'm not beautiful, ok, and I never will be.”
“Shallow Hal” quotes(2001)
Plot – As a child, Hal promises his father on his deathbed to date only women with perfect bodies. As a grown man though, Hal, who is not particularly attractive, has problems keeping his promise. Regardless of his efforts, beautiful women don't care of him. One day Hal gets stuck in the elevator with guru Tony Robbins, who hypnotizes him in order to allow him to see women not for their physical beauty, but for their interior beauty. From that moment on, Hal's world is filled with incredibly beautiful women that are all falling for him. And among these girls Hal meets Rosemary, an obese girl that he sees instead as skinny and beautiful. Romance blossoms between the two.
All actors – Gwyneth Paltrow, Jack Black, Jason Alexander, Joe Viterelli, Rene Kirby, Bruce McGill, Anthony Robbins, Susan Ward, Zen Gesner, Brooke Burns, Rob Moran, Joshua 'Li'iBoy' Shintani, Kyle Gass, Laura Kightlinger, Nan Martin, Sasha Neulinger, John-Eliot Jordan, Jill Christine Fitzgerald, Erinn Bartlett, Fawn Irish, Daniel Greene, Danny Murphy, Brian Mone, Bob Mone, Don Gavin, Leslie DeAntonio, Libby Langdon, Gigi Moran, Caryl West, Brianna Gardner, Mariann Neary, Christal Handy, Jackie Flynn, Sascha Knopf, Mary Wigmore, Steve Tyler, Darius Rucker, John Dennis, Manon von Gerkan, Will Coogan, Lyndon Byers, Sara Stout, Bonnie Aarons, Lisa Brounstein, Herbie Flynn, Michael Corrente, Ron Darling, Anne E. Hodgson, Kelly McRorie, Dean R. Palozej, Dede Kinerk, David Kipper, Sayed Badreya, David Getz, Jesse Peter, Anna Byers, Sean Gildea, Robby Johns, Tiffany Lucich, Hillary Matthews, Terez Kocsis, Apple Kocsis, Sarah Lopez, LaGena Hart, Gene Lookabill Sr., Jackie Lookabill, Gene Lookabill II, Teddy Orr, Lyndon Orr, Maria White, Jimmy Shay, Patrick Lyons, Ricky Blitt, Kevin Biegel, Rob Biegel, Nick Nemeth, Deanna Sjoberg, Heather Rosbeck, Monica Palumbo, Alina Puscau, Lisa-Marie Schneider, Letícia Birkheuer, Breanne Acamondo, Cyndi Choung, Brian Kennedy, Frank Babylon, Danny Fitzpatrick, Mike Hurley, Jimmy Nolan, Stacy Fuson, Zoe Graham, Katie Holliday, Nichole Hiltz, Ashley B. Howard, Mary LaJoinie, Jennifer Pentecost, Jennifer Sky, Chelsea Marguerite, Rusty Sheridan, Bridget Jaffers, Olivia Rozelle, Danae Miller, Patrick Lynch, Elizabeth Jordan, Heather Kingsley, Joan Oustifine, Larry Schmutz, Mark Levine, Brendan Webb, Erin Webb, Preston Thomas, Crystal Weeks, Ivie Gregory, Jack Andrade, Warren Tashjian, Family The Tashjian, Family The Palozej, Mick Hoyle, Rosalie Franks, Family The Meyer, Family The Stumler, Family The Gennings, Family The Tilley, Janet Kirby, Don Kirby, Alexis Franek, John Mugar, Elizabeth Decherd, Trish Ellington, Spence Ellington, Family The Waxenfelter, Family The Katalinich, Family The Zeinemann, Mike Rucker, Jason Peter, Ross Gabrielli, Jason Pierce, Patrick Merritt, Chrystal Lambert, Viorel Covaci, Nancy Byers, Melinda Kocsis, Camille Morrow, Emily O'Donnell, Keegan O'Donnell, Charlie Thomas, Bob Kocsis, Hanna Sjoberg, Pete Duggan, Danilo Abreu, John Stroehman, Rebeka Dobken, Michael Bree, Jim McIlvaine, Kim McIlvaine, Harry Swimmer, Tom Kocsis, Gayle Mone, Robert Flaherty, Sherry Flaherty, Susie Marchant, Amanda Sherry, Charmaine Johnson, Ashley Stockard, Suzie Williams, Kelley Chandler, Julie Kelada, George Kelada, Sage Bonnie Humphrey, Norman Beauchene, Bill Beauchene, Thomas Jordan, Kelsey Jordan, Elizabeth Sadler, Jeff Brown, Tom Leasca, Stacey Leasca, Adam Dalton, Colleen Moynihan Kilgore, Michael Moynihan, Katherine Moynihan, Kathleen Lajoie, Danielle Lajoie, Julie Webb, Christopher Webb, Matthew Webb, Dianna Fischer, Docky, Cynthia Farrelly Gesner, István Kocsis, Bill Wilmot, Joe Tarabelli, Joan Mayewski, Amanda Forte, Julie Arkush, Eeve Arkush Metsisto, Patty Gondelman, George Gondelman, Jacqueline Hodgson, Alex Maizuss, Maruja Aguillar, Mike Duffy, Chris Anderson, Lisa Luze, Lisa Gabrielli, James McNally, Bill Richards, Meg Smith, Greg McIntosh, Liz McIntosh, Abigail Kane Propst, Gerry Callahan, Terry Mullany, Tom Bruderman, Sonia Stuebe, Brian Stube, Sean McKiernan, Susan Quirk, Larry Grant, Barbara Grant, Farida Khan, Ramesh Singh, Mary Murphy, Michael Murphy, Kelley Schimmel, Ross Bulla, Stephanie Cooper, Valerie Leeper, Kelly Crenshaw, Anna Dings, Kacie Langford, Christina Linton, Mary McClellon, Erin Kennedy, Erica Holley, Katherine McCall, Tiffany Smith, Scott Smith, Alexandra Stein, Tamale, Ryan Biegel, Laura Summer, Jimmy Badstibner, Adriana Bega, Molly Bergman, Rachel Waters Brandt, Keri Bruno, Lonnie Burchfield, Kathryn Burns, Morgan Clements, Carla Collado, Christina R. Copeland, Nelson Diaz, Jessica Nicole Fife, Tom Hohman, Kevin Hooks, Meagan Hooper, Jan Jackson, Chad Kurtz, David Lowe, Ryan O'Quinn, Blair Peery, David Rivitz, Amanda Santos, Kemper Sease, Molly Shannon, Ksen Shims, Michael Siu, Marc Soper, Natalie Wells, Maegen Worley, Dana Zimmershow all
“Shallow Hal” Quotes 16 quotes
“Inner beauty's the easiest thing in the world to see when you're looking for it... the brain sees what the heart wants it to feel.”
“I feel bad for people who count calories. It's no way to live!”
“- Hal: What are you doing?
- Mauricio: I am rescuing you.
- Hal: From what?
- Mauricio: From what? From a pack of stampeding buffalo, that's what!”
“- Hal: Let me ask you something. Who is the all-time love of your life?
- Mauricio: [ponders] Wonder Woman.
- Hal: Okay... let's say Wonder Woman falls in love with you. And everyone else in the world didn't find her attractive.
- Mauricio: It wouldn't matter. Because I know they'd be wrong.”
“- Jen: In the five years I've known you, every woman, I should say girl, you've gone after has been completely out of your league.
- Hal: What's that supposed to mean?
- Artie: Oh, she doesn't mean anything by it. She's just saying you're not that good looking.
- Hal: Oh! I thought she was implying something really mean.”
“- Hal: Does she take the cake, or what?
- Mauricio: She takes the whole bakery, Hal.”
“- Hal: I'm going for the one in the middle. You can have your pick of the other two.
- Mauricio: So you get the hyena, and I have to choose between the hippo and the giraffe?”
“- Walt: I just sold my company to Microsoft!
- Hal: Yeah, you cleaned up?
- Walt: Let's just say if I had an ass, I'd wipe it with twenties.”
“- Mauricio: Who's Vicki?
- Hal: Vicki. Vicki, with the short brown hair.
- Mauricio: Vicki? I thought that was a guy! I was calling her Vic!”
“- Jill: Hal... I'm not attracted to you.
- Hal: So what? What, you think that everyone who goes out are always attracted to each other? Get real!”
“- Hal: There's Rosemary.
- Mauricio: Where?
- Hal: Right there!
- Mauricio: Is she behind the rhino?”
“- Hal: So what do you weigh, like 110? 115?
- Rosemary: [sarcastically] Which one of my butt cheeks are you talking about?”