“When I introduce you, and I tell them who you are, I don't think anyone will stay for dinner.”

Philip Anthony Hopkins - William Parrish

“Gandalf's death was not in vain. Nor would he have you give up hope. You carry a heavy burden, Frodo. Don't carry the weight of the dead.”
Sean Bean - Boromir

I can barely move my legs!
Do me a favor and kill me now!
Something, something rhymes with "legs"!
My life is over anyhow!

Steve Martin - Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko

“The end was terrible, even for the good people like my father. So the purpose of all our suffering was just more suffering.”
William Hurt - Eddie Jessup

“- Brian: You smoke?
- Mary Jane Potman: No, my grandmother died from lung cancer.
- Brian: That's all the more reason to toke up man! It'll ease the pain!”
Jim Breuer - Brian
Rachel True - Mary Jane Potman