“- Kurt Bozwell: I want you to bail on Good Burger. You make your sauce for Kurt.
- Ed: Who's Kurt?
- Kurt Bozwell: I'm Kurt.
- Ed: I'm Ed.
- Kurt Bozwell: I'm aware!
- Ed: You said you were Kurt.”
Jan Schweiterman - Kurt Bozwell
Kel Mitchell - Ed

- Daphne: What's your name?
- Rocks: They call me "No".
- Daphne: Silly, that's not your name. That's what they say when you're bad.
Diane Keaton - Daphne
Danny DeVito - Rocks

“- Carter: Who are you?
- Master Yu: Yu.
- Carter: No, not me. You.”
Chris Tucker - Carter
Henry O - Master Yu

“- Paul Denton: Oh, Jesus, Richard is that you?
- Richard: It's Dick. And yes.”
Ian Somerhalder - Paul Denton
Russell Sams - Richard

- Ishmael: Whatcha doin', Mr. Munson?
- Roy: Flossin'.
- Ishmael: Flossin? Where the hell did I get "Munson"?
- Roy: The name's Munson, what I'm doin' is flossin'.
Randy Quaid - Ishmael
Woody Harrelson - Roy Munson