“Okay, you and the rest of your basteges can gamble, but don't try no fargin tricks, otherwise you wind up with you bells in a sling.”
Richard Dimitri - Roman Troy Moronie

“Don't try to cheat me boy, because my arm is long and my vengeance is terrible.”
Ed Begley - Gen. Midwinter

“- Ted the Bellhop: Later, in another room, some crazy fucking maniac sticks a gun in my face and forces me to play out some psychosexual drama with his wife.
- Margaret: He made you have psycho sex with his wife?
- Ted the Bellhop: No, he didn't make me fuck his wife, he thought I'd fucked his wife! He held me at gunpoint with a loaded gun!”
Tim Roth - Ted the Bellhop
Marisa Tomei - Margaret

“A man who wouldn't cheat for a poke, don't want one bad enough.”
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae

“You kissed him! At My Parents’ house! On my wedding day!”
Cameron Diaz - Kimberly Wallace