“Jackie, you must have a terrible thirst on ya tonight. I've never seen a man drinking two pints at the same time.”
James Nesbitt - Pig Finn

“Got a drink? I'm drier than a ninety-year-old tit.”

Brian Cox - Sean Wallace

“If you're thirsty, a drink will cure it, if you're not, a drink will prevent it. Prevention is better than a cure.”
Alison Eastwood - Mandy Nicholls

“Choke back the tears when there's no Coca-Cola - you've got - life by the throat when you're drinking Coke. Under the hot sun, when the day is done, and you're dying of thirst, there's only one drink, it's universal.”

Tim Finn - Phillip

“After you start to feel thirsty, you find yourself feeling impatient, maybe even a little sick. And your pulse starts to go up, then there's the headaches, dizziness. When it gets bad, your vision will blur and you'll find it hard to walk and talk. Your tongue swells up, your skin shrivels, you twitch, you go deaf and then you die.”
Laurence Fox - Geoff