“Look what you've done to this place. It's all Diane Fosse. When I lived here, it was Bob Fosse. Right there, I had a big painting of a naked chick holding a little plant; very tasteful, no bush... not a picture of your fucking mother!”

Robin Williams - Rainbow Randolph

- Jack Singer: I dreamt about my mother again last night.
- Betsy: Was she vacuuming naked?
- Jack Singer: No. She opened her eyes and I said, "Mom, I'm gonna marry that girl", and she smiled.
- Betsy: Really?
- Jack Singer: Yeah. Of course she was naked.
Nicolas Cage - Jack Singer
Sarah Jessica Parker - Betsy

“Valium, prozac, and ritalin. Breakfast of champions.”
Christopher Lambert - Lou

“I noticed the other morning you didn't order any breakfast. I wasn't sure if that was because you weren't a breakfast eater... or becuase you thought I was gonna kill you.”

Christian Slater - Lewis Farrell

“They're Brazillionaires, they have breakfast at 2pm in the afternoon.”
Chevy Chase - Chris Thorne