“- Melissa: Well I was getting a little sick of the natural look, anyway.
- Zoe: If you call looking like a Hobbit natural.”

Penny McNamee - Melissa
Rachael Taylor - Zoe

“- Helen Schlegel: Did you see the dawn?
- Leonard Bast: Yes. It suddenly got light.
- Helen Schlegel: And was it wonderful?
- Leonard Bast: No.”
Helena Bonham Carter - Helen Schlegel
Samuel West - Leonard Bast

“Perhaps you will regard my work with ridicule or even with a distaste. If so, destroy these records. But if you like me burn with the irresistable desire to penetrate the unknown, carry on.”

Basil Rathbone - Baron Wolf von Frankenstein

“I don't mind dying, but I hate the preliminaries.”
Bob Hope - Larry Lawrence

- "Red" Baxter: I don't like your faces.
- S. Quentin Quale: I suppose you think we like them.
Robert Barrat - "Red" Baxter
Groucho Marx - S. Quentin Quale