“- Meg Altman: It's disgusting how much I love you.
- Sarah Altman: Tell me about it.”

Jodie Foster - Meg Altman
Kristen Stewart - Sarah Altman

“I love you passionately. From the first moment we met, I knew I aroused a powerful emotion in you. It was disgust, but I can build on that.”

Walter Matthau - Donald Becker

“You see a dog. I see an animal that believes with every fiber of his being that the girl he loves is in mortal danger. I see a depth of emotion on the face of that canine the likes of which has never been captured on screen before.”

James Lipton - The Director

“Girls are taught a lot of stuff growing up. If a guy punches you he likes you. Never try to trim your own bangs and someday you will meet a wonderful guy and get your very own happy ending. Every movie we see, every story we're told implores us to wait for it, the third act twist, the unexpected declaration of love, the exception to the rule.”
Ginnifer Goodwin - Gigi

“Hard work being in love, eh? Especially when you don't know which girl it is.”

Allison Forster - Madeline