“Let's do this right. Let me freshen up so I'll feel a little more like a woman and less like a dead mommy.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker

“I’m working with a first-time director here who’s more interested in Instagramming my ass. Hashtag Jessica Alba’s ass.”
Jessica Alba - Jessica Alba

“Don't blame your mother, I was irresistible!”

Martin Landau - Al

“- Simon Birch: Your mother is so sexy, sometimes I forget she's someone's mother.
- Joe Wenteworth: What if I said the same thing about your mother?
- Simon Birch: I'd have you committed.”
Ian Michael Smith - Simon Birch
Joseph Mazzello - Joe Wenteworth

“- Ron White: Mother! What are you doing here?
- Jack Morell: Mother?
- Samantha: Mother?
- Felipe: That's your mother?
- Samantha: Gee, she looks better than I do.”
Caitlyn Jenner - Ron White
Steve Guttenberg - Jack Morell
Valerie Perrine - Samantha
Felipe Rose - Village People: Indian