“- Simon Birch: Your mother is so sexy, sometimes I forget she's someone's mother.
- Joe Wenteworth: What if I said the same thing about your mother?
- Simon Birch: I'd have you committed.”
Ian Michael Smith - Simon Birch
Joseph Mazzello - Joe Wenteworth

“I made love to your mother about half an hour ago, and now I'm beginning to think that maybe it wasn't such a good idea.”

Thomas Jay Ryan - Henry Fool

“- Rubin's Mother: Why don't you go out and make yourself a friend?
- Rubin Farr: No!
- Rubin's Mom: Yes!
- Rubin Farr: No!
- Rubin's Mom: Well then take out the trash.”
Anna Louise Daniels - Rubin's Mom
Crispin Glover - Rubin Farr

“A girl's best friend is her mama.”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Iris King

My mother was the kind of mother who always said she was her daughter's best friend. Whenever she did, I thought, "Great! Not only do I have a shitty mother, but my best friend's a loser bitch!".
Christina Ricci - Dede Truitt