Crispin Glover quotes
“Arrest that girl for unlawful seduction!”
“A good thing to live by is to go after what truly interests you.”
“The only thing I've ever been addicted to in my life is sugar.”
“Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn’t take Lorraine out, that he’d melt my brain.”
“- Jack: You don't know what you're getting into, man.
- Ned: Oh, that's funny, because that's what I was just about to say to you.”
“I still have a reputation as an eccentric. But the fact is that audiences probably mix up my roles with me as a person.”
“- Tucker: Look, they use Canola oil, okay? You know what Canola oil is? You probably don't.
- Gilbert: No, no.
- Tucker:They probably don't sell it at Lamson Grocery.
- Tucker: It's cutting edge. It creates a crispier French fry and. . .
- Bobby: Well, that's...
- Tucker: And, er, a more unique product. And Burger Barn... Forget...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Jimmy Mortimer: Ted. I think... I think when we get to town I should call Betty.
- Ted: Jimbo, calling Betty is definitely a dead fuck thing to do. Look, first rule of love: never get rejected by the same girl twice. I mean, that's useless. If you want to make a fool out of yourself, always do it with someone new.
- Jimmy Mortimer: I don't...” (continue)(continue reading)
“You've got to understand that in a time like this where every fucking second counts, a man can't waste his time choosing words.”
“- Layne: Why did you kill her?
- Samson: She was talking shit.”
“He had the cardiac arrest... his head bent forward, his knees buckled, and then he just... fell ... face forward into the pool. When she found him he was already dead.”
“- Tony: Gimme a cigarette, man.
- Layne: You fucking gave up cigarettes.
- Tony: I gave up yesterday, not today.”
“- George McFly: Lorraine. My density has brought me to you.
- Lorraine Baines: What?
- George McFly: Oh. What I meant to say was...
- Lorraine Baines: Wait a minute. Don't I know you from somewhere?
- George McFly: Yes. Yes. I'm George. George McFly. I'm your density. I mean, your destiny.”
“- Gilbert: Bobby, how's business?
- Bobby: Oh, not good... nobody's dying.”
“My cat can eat a whole watermelon.”
“- Goldie Wilson: Say! Why do you let those boys push you around like that for?
- George McFly: Well, they're bigger than me.
- Goldie Wilson: Stand tall, boy. Have some respect for yourself. Don't you know, if you let people walk over you now, they'll be walking over you for the rest of your life.”
“Women are evil, you had to kill her.”
“- Jimmy: You never said we'd have Bang-fucking-kok in the hallway!
- Lionel: That's an unprovoked racist slur.
- Porna: Excuse me, we are from Bom-fucking-bay!”