“- Billy Bob: I sure do love that dog.
- Mox: I think it's a pig.
- Billy Bob: Yeah.”
Ron Lester - Billy Bob
James Van Der Beek - Mox

“- Kimble: This is your new class mascot.
- Boy: What happened to your dog?
- Kimble: This is not a dog. This is a ferret.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kimble

“- Harry: Nice dog.
- Natty Gann: It's a wolf.”
John Cusack - Harry
Meredith Salenger - Natty Gann

“Sharks are like dogs, they only bite you if you touch their private parts.”
Rob Schneider - Ula

“We're goldfish people, we're antfarm people. We're not dog people.”

Charles Grodin - George Newton