“He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans.”

Steve Martin - Navin

“All of you! You all killed him! And my brother, and Riff. Not with bullets, or guns, with hate. Well now I can kill, too, because now I have hate!”

Natalie Wood - Maria

“- Lou Carbone: You hate your own father!
- Paulie Carbone: I'd like to kill you, but I don't hate you.”
Anthony Quinn - Lou Carbone
John Turturro - Paulie Carbone

“I'm going to kill you. And I don't mean that as a euphemism, I am going to literally kill you. I'm going to strangle you and choke off your air supply until you pass away.”
Larry Miller - Dean Richmond

“- Scott Evil: I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me.
- Therapist: He doesn't really want to kill you. Sometimes we just say that.
- Dr. Evil: No actually the boy is quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully.”
Seth Green - Scott Evil
Carrie Fisher - Therapist
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil