“- Carol: Aren't you scared?
- Sam Stone: Scared? Hell, no. I'm looking forward to it. My only regret, Carol, is that the plan isn't more violent.”

Anita Morris - Carol
Danny DeVito - Sam Stone

“The harder you hit me the more I'll know you love me.”
Jim Belushi - Bill Dancer

“- Reggie: I have been sober for three years.
- Mark: Yeah right, that's what all the drunks say, how they're gonna get sober and all. They even say they love you but they don't. And then they come home wasted and beat on you and your mother so bad that you gotta hit 'em in the face with a baseball bat!”
Susan Sarandon - Reggie Love
Brad Renfro - Mark Sway

“- Sandy: I don't think he loves her.
- Ken Kessler: Well, let's face it, she's not Mother Teresa. Gandhi would have strangled her.”
Helen Slater - Sandy Kessler
Judge Reinhold - Ken Kessler

“- Cledus Snow: Doc, I thought I loved him too much to do that to him.
- 'Bandit': Obviously not.”

Jerry Reed - Cledus
Burt Reynolds - Bandit