I know what you're thinking: "This woman's a tramp and she's in love with him". Well, I am a tramp! And I am in love with him!

Paulette Goddard - Anita Dixon

“- Det. Lt. Mark McPherson: Were you in love with Laura Hunt, Mr. Lydecker? Was she in love with you?
- Waldo Lydecker: Laura considered me the wisest, the wittiest, the most interesting man she'd ever met.”
Dana Andrews - Det. Lt. Mark McPherson
Clifton Webb - Waldo Lydecker

“General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often, it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there.”
Hugh Grant - The Prime Minister

“- Halley Reed: He was very eloquent on the subject of love, didn't you think?
- Cliff Stern: I wish I had met him before I got married. It would've saved me a gall bladder operation.”

Mia Farrow - Halley Reed
Woody Allen - Cliff Stern

“Damn she got in a fight with a hairdryer, and the hairdryer won.”
Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman