“- Dr. Brenda Bradford: Two things, Scolex! One, you are completely insane!
- Dr. Claw: Bring on the brownies! Eheel in the waffles! I'm ready to binge! Ha ha ha!”
Joely Fisher - Brenda
Rupert Everett - Sanford Scolex

“People think that we're crazy. It will never work. You're going to fail... Those are the beginning of every great success story.”
Ione Skye - Diane Court

“- Deacon: I don't think you're gonna drop that torch, my friend.
- Mariner: Why not?
- Deacon: Because you're not crazy.
[the Marinersmiles, lifts his hand, and drops the flare down the hole]”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon
Kevin Costner - Mariner

“[Clark punches the Marty Moose statue]
- Ellen Griswold: Clark, what are you doing?
- Clark Griswold: We watch his program... We buy his toys, we go to his movies... he owes us. Doesn't he owe us, huh? He owes the Griswolds, right? Fucking a right he owes us!
- Ellen Griswold: Clark, you're scaring me!”
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“I am so... frickin'... pissed!”
Anne Dudek - Tiffany Wilson