“Ladies and gentlemen, and invited transgendered species. In my study of Terran and Betazoid conjugal rites, I have discovered it is traditional to present the happy couple with a gift.”

Brent Spiner - Data

“- Sadie: What's this?
- Ray: It's a present.
- Sadie: Baby! What are you trying to say?
- Ray: Well, what do you think I'm trying to say?
- Sadie: Come on, say it.
- Ray: Yes or no?
- Sadie: Do you want me to marry you? Say it. Come on.
- Ray: Yes or no?
- Sadie: What do you mean yes or no? Are you asking me to marry you?
- Ray: Yes or no?”

Sadie Frost - Sadie
Ray Winstone - Ray Kreed

“- Doolittle Lynn: Baby, I was just thinking... we got an anniversary coming up and I was wondering what kind of anniversary present you wanted.
- Loretta Lynn: Hmm... well, I ain't got no wedding ring yet.
- Doolittle Lynn: Wedding ring! Bullshit!”
Tommy Lee Jones - Doolittle Lynn
Sissy Spacek - Loretta Lynn

“Little puppet made of pine, awake. The gift of life is thine.”

Evelyn Venable - The Blue Fairy

“In 1539, these crusading knights persuaded the Emperor Charles V to give them the island of Malta. He made them but one condition: they were to pay him, each year, the tribute of one falcon, in acknowledgment that Malta was still under Spain.”

Sydney Greenstreet - Kasper Gutman