You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope: "someday, my son will grow to be a man". Well look at you now; you just got your asses whipped, by a bunch of goddamn nerds.
John Goodman - Coach Harris

“- Lily: I was hoping you wouldn't be like everybody else. Silly of me, wasn't it?
- Trenholm: I'm disappointed in myself. Because you're beginning to upset me.”
Barbara Stanwyck - Lily
George Brent - Trenholm

“Farewell my fallen idol and false friend, we have such hopes, but now those hopes are shattered.”

Emmy Rossum - Christine

“You're like Jerry Lewis, you give me hope to carry on, then you leave me in the lurch while you strap on your six-guns...”
Ellen Barkin - Penny Priddy

“Hey! You ain't no chick!”

Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas