“Let's do this right. Let me freshen up so I'll feel a little more like a woman and less like a dead mommy.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker

“- Andy: Lindsay, you've got barbecue all over your face, it's pretty foul.
- Lindsay: Come on it's just BBQ sauce... I wanna make out!”
Paul Rudd - Andy
Elizabeth Banks - Lindsay

“Later for you, little jail-baits.”

Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas

“You gave her a world class goose with a pool cue Buck.”

Ian Giatti - Ben Ripley

“There is nothing sexier than smoke billowing proudly out of a woman's hot, red, engorged nostrils.”
Gene Hackman - William B. Tensy