“There's only two ways to handle women... and nobody knows what they are.”
George Cleveland - Bill Yard

“Killed him with a hairdryer... Way to use the resources you had handy!”
David Cross - Andy

“- Moe Tilden: My jurisdiction ends, in a sense, at the George Washington Bridge. But half the men I watch live beyond that bridge, where no one's watching.
- Sheriff Freddy Heflin: I'm watching.”
Robert De Niro - Moe Tilden
Sylvester Stallone - Freddy Heflin

“Nothing happens on this ship that I don't know about. She speaks to me in the night. So don't test me, not even a little.”
Jeff Bridges - Sheldon 'Skipper'

“My dad always drives my mum, so that means I gotta ride you!”
Glenndon Chatman - Young Quincy