“By the time I was five, he yelled at me so much, I thought my name was Asshole.”

Al Pacino - Walter

“- Jay: And this is Ernie.
- Ernie 'Ice': Yo, how many times I gotta tell you, it ain't Ernie no more. It's Ice.
- Jay: Oh yeah. This is Ice.”
Larry Bagby - Ernie 'Ice'
Tobias Jelinek - Jay

- Joe Cooper: Hey pigfucker, can I call you "pigfucker"?
- Doug Remer: No, only my friends can call me "pigfucker".
Trey Parker - Joe Cooper
Matt Stone - Doug Remer

“Name's Smalls. Leonard Smalls. My friends call me Lenny... only I ain't got no friends.”
Randall 'Tex' Cobb - Leonard Smalls

“Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a hell. Okay? A living hell.”

Michael Keaton - Betelgeuse