- Joe Cooper: Hey pigfucker, can I call you "pigfucker"?
- Doug Remer: No, only my friends can call me "pigfucker".
Trey Parker - Joe Cooper
Matt Stone - Doug Remer

- Jack Cates: Hey, I can read a police file, shit-head. Quit calling me "Jack".
- Reggie Hammond: It's just an expression, all right? I don't mean nothin' by it.
- Jack Cates: I don't give a damn. It happens to be my name.
- Reggie Hammond: What the hell you complainin' for? At least nobody callin' you "shit-head".
Nick Nolte - Jack Cates
Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond

“- Dark Helmet: Who is he?
- Colonel Sandurz: He's an Asshole sir.
- Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
- Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
- Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
- Colonel Sandurz: He's an Asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!”
Rick Moranis - Dark Helmet
George Wyner - Colonel Sandurz

“- Highway: What's your name, Marine?
- Lance Corporal Fragatti: Lance Corporal Fragatti, Gunny.
- Highway: [takes off Fragatti's sunglasses and steps on them] Well, you shouldn't litter Fag-eddi. It's ecologically unsound.”

Clint Eastwood - Highway
Vincent Irizarry - Fragetti

“- Rayon: I'm Rayon.
- Ron Woodroof: Congratulations... fuck off and go back to your bed.”
Jared Leto - Rayon
Matthew McConaughey - Ron Woodroof