- Drew Baylor: I'm gonna have to call you back.
- Heather Baylor: Okay, just dial "hell" and I'll answer.
Orlando Bloom - Drew Baylor
Judy Greer - Heather Baylor

“If I owned this place and Hell, I'd rent this place out and live in Hell.”

Nick Chinlund - Toombs

“What, you don't think I'd go into combat with loose change in my pocket, do you?”
Keenan Wynn - Col. 'Bat' Guano

“- The Caller: Think about it. Why would a guy with a cell phone call a woman everyday from a phone booth?
- Pamela McFadden: He said it was quiet.
- The Caller: Pam, that's just stupid.”
Kiefer Sutherland - The Caller
Katie Holmes - Pamela McFadden

“It used to be a mark of insanity to see people talk to themselves now it's a mark of status, and speed dial is quickly replacing the drop of a coin. Despite an increaseusage of cellular devices, an estimated four and a half million residents and two million visitors still utilize payphones on a regular basis.”