Hell quotes

“Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.”
Jim Carrey

“- Lucifer: I'm sorry. After careful consideration, I regretfully have to decline.
- Dan Marino: C'mon, man, I'm just asking, let me win one Superbowl.
- Lucifer: In exchange for eternal damnation of your soul? You're too nice of a guy for me to want to do that to you, Mr. Marino.
- Dan Marino: You did it for Namath.
- Lucifer: Yeah, but Joe was...” (continue) (continue reading)
Rodney Dangerfield - Lucifer
Dan Marino - Dan Marino

“Well, if I'm going to hell, I'm going there playing the piano.”
Dennis Quaid - Jerry Lee Lewis

“Hell will hold no surprises for you.”

Dudley Sutton - Baron De Laubardemont

“- Lady Hatton: On an island off the coast of Scotland, something was summoned from the depths of Hell, something that would end mankind.
- Hellboy: And this thing, did it show up?
- Lady Hatton: Oh, yes. You did.”
Sophie Okonedo - Lady Hatton
David Harbour - Hellboy

“Some people claim that the atrocities we commit in our fiction are those inner desires which we cannot commit in our controlled civilization, so they're expressed instead through our art. I don't agree. I believe Heaven and Hell are one and the same. The soul belongs to Heaven and the body to Hell.”
Matt Dillon - Jack

“- Abigail: My dear friend and cousin, how good to see you've returned from...
- Lady Sarah: Hell. I'm sure you shall pass through it one day.”
Emma Stone - Abigail
Rachel Weisz - Lady Sarah

“- Christina Delassalle: Don't you believe in Hell?
- Nicole Horner: Not since I was seven.
- Christina Delassalle: I do.”
Véra Clouzot - Christina Delassalle
Simone Signoret - Nicole Horner

“Even Hell has its heroes.”
José López Rodero - Pablo & Pedro Ceniza

“Hell is paved with good samaritans.”
William M. Holden

“- Zeus: So, Hades, you finally made it. How are things in the underworld?
- Hades: Well, they're just fine. You know, a little dark, a little gloomy. And, as always, hey, full of dead people. What are you gonna do?”
Rip Torn - Zeus
James Woods - Hades

“- Danielle Bowden: Well, um, why do you hate my father?
- Max Cady: I don't hate him at all. Oh no, I pray for him. I'm here to help him. I mean, we all make mistakes, Danielle. You and I have. At least we try to admit it. Don't we?... But your daddy, he doesn't. Every man carries a circle of hell around his head like a halo. Your daddy too....” (continue) (continue reading)
Juliette Lewis - Danielle Bowden
Robert De Niro - Max Cady

“I'd rather die today and go to heaven than live to be a hundred and go to hell.”
Robert Duvall - The Apostle E.F.

“Sometimes the brain is still active for a few minutes after the beheading. But to be honest, I can't imagine a worse kind of hell. And unfortunately, hell is probably where he'll end up because the Christians don't look too kindly on the whole Force thing.”
Alex Borstein - Lois Griffin as Princess Leia

“- Joshua Waits: Grandpa! Are you really in Hell?
- Grandpa Seth: No! But I know a trick that a friend of mine who went there taught me!”
Michael Paul Stephenson - Joshua Waits
Robert Ormsby - Grandpa Seth

“Hell is my natural habitat.”
Albert Finney - Geoffrey Firmin

“- Max Devlin: A weird thing just happened, there's this mirror behind the cashier...
- Barney Satin: You're one of us now. Inhabitants of Hell cast no reflection.”
Elliott Gould - Max Devlin
Bill Cosby - Barney Satin

“This is hell, and I'm going to give you the guided tour.”
Donald Sutherland - Warden Drumgoole

“They'll all burn in hell, and someone's gotta tell 'em so.”

Sir Ian McKellen - Amos Starkadder

“- Morgan Earp: It said that a lot of people, when they die, they see this light. Like in a tunnel. They say it's the light leadin' you to heaven.
- Wyatt Earp: Really? Well, what about hell? They got a sign there or what?”
Bill Paxton - Morgan Earp
Kurt Russell - Wyatt Earp

“Valak! In the power of God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit I condemm you back to hell!”
Vera Farmiga - Lorraine Warren

“I heard that Hell is when all your dreams come true.”
Ashley Judd - Ruby Lee Gissing

“- Izabella: Go to hell!
- Megatron: This planet is hell!”
Isabela Moner - Izabella
Frank Welker - Megatron

“When you get to hell, John, tell them Daisy sent you.”
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Daisy Domergue

“- Bill: Dude!
- Ted: What?
- Bill: Hell sucks!
- Ted: Definitely!”
Alex Winter - Bill
Keanu Reeves - Ted